the 32 times table

We are at Zero now, we always will be but that's outside the scope of this post. The first 9* are easy, the other 23** will need more research ;)

1. last year - It was all inside!
2. three years ago - Something more inside? 
3. seven years ago - CIA admits, no imminent WMD threat. Cats + Dogs = Legal
4. nineteen ninety six - JS
5. nineteen eighty - RA
6. nineteen forty eight - Human Race Guaranteed Saved.
7. eighteen eighty four - Great grandparents courting.
8. seventeen fifty six - Little Ice Age. Jacobites Evolve.
9. fifteen hundred - Renaissance
10. nine hundred and ninety two...
11. -35 What time is it?
12. -2080 Rama and Law?
13. -6180 Farming and Counting, English Channel, Cannibal Weather.
14. -14370 Japanese rope-worship. Uk Art. Fe Fi Fo Fum.
15. -30750 The Gower Chief and The Czech Venus 
16. -63500 Judgement Day and maybe running away from teeth.
17. -129000 Fire for fewer fur, or fewer fur calls for more fire?
18. -260000 A story of two peoples: The Lions and The Bears, Their Unexplained Habits.
19. -520000 Art is here,
20. -1,050,000 Monkey reaches maximum size.
21. -2,100,000 What is here, Eating Elephants first invented.
22. -4,200,000 Bye Chimps :)
23. -8,400,000 Isn't it cool that we split from the Oggs and the Pans at ~2^23?
24. -17,000,000 Gibbons goodbye!
25. -33,500,000 Cats and Pigs Rule, Mammals re-enter the water to avoid big teeth.
26. -67,000,000 Dragons slain, 'Monkey' claims responsibility. 
27. -135,000,000 Here be Dragons
28. -270,000,000 Fish leave water to avoid bigger fishes' teeth.
29. -535,000,000 - Eyes first invented, backbones invented
30. one quarter ago - Males invented 
31. half ago - Nail Bars invented
32. one ago - Females invented

* Nine for mortal men, doomed to die

** that's 3 for the elven kings, 20 for the elven queens. well what?