Why would anyone get up that early in Goa? Only the yogini seeking chai having no facility to make her own in her rented kitchen. The corner cafe with the statue of Lord Siva out front has just opened so she makes her way over to it, asking for chai. The boy who works the cafe, maybe 9 or 10 years of age, tells her with glee that "chai is coming, wait wait".
She waits, outside, smoking.
The boy comes out with a glass of chai in hand, she reaches for it and the boy flashes her a look which says: "Are you crazy? You want to die?"
She returns her hand to her bag strap.
He empties the first chai of the day at the feet of the statue of Lord Siva out front.
Maybe in the past it was common knowledge that if Siva did not get his morning chai then there'd be destructions? Just like that famous study with the monkeys in the cage with the ladder, the bananas and the water spray, the eternal truth of 'feed the boss or he will eat you' while none of the people in the cage know why we must always offer the first chai to a memory or a story about a man or a god or a dream.
We won't be silenced by those who won't be silenced. Quis custurd pudding et π.
Showing posts with label God. Show all posts
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Friday, 4 November 2011
चेतनता
She is the combined consciousness of all the living things on this planet, favorite daughter of Ra, Goddess of Witches, She is Eating Itself.
Monday, 15 August 2011
An incomplete list of tactical evolutionary options.
How can a tactical evolutionary advantage ever be seen as a sin to God? Maybe that's what he told his prey to see and they pray to him instead of she?
0. Never equip your food supply with a complete and accurate list of your own tactical evolutionary options. That is the rule of God. If you break it, god eats god and that's Baalarchy.
1. If you have eyes and your food does not, stick to the visual channel, keep audio to a minimum. Take to the air if possible.
2. Always quote your sources. Uncheckable sources which exist in consensus reality on pain of death, but which do not exist in external reality, are best. No one will kill you for disrespecting the Aliens, yet. Try to disrespect Asherah's bit o' fluff and you're asking for it!
3. If your food is incapable of conceptualising the divine, tell them that your magic secrets are hidden under that massive pile of stones which they can only move when they work together under your magic guidance.
3.1. It is always cheaper to break your opponent's sword than it is to make your sword longer than his. This is the law of hobbling.
3.14. If you do opt to break your opponent's sword, it is even better if the damage is not apparent until he picks it up to defend against your sword.
3.141. XKCD
4. Spines will prevent phallophagy while complex language will allow you to glide. There is nothing worse than a hungry phallophage with a face like the reproductive organs of the female of your species, hiding in a bush making kissy noises, waiting and hoping for a snack to pop itself in.
5. Lie!
6. Equip your food with lies dressed as safety warnings and your food will lie on your behalf. This is safer and more economical than lying yourself.
7. Anything that has the same mother as you will not eat you and you shall not eat it in return. This is why we have the word 'same' but not 'insame' to accompany the male version of the word same, 'sane' which has as it's antonym, 'insane'. The m denotes the mother's eating choices and the n denotes the father's eating choices.
0. Never equip your food supply with a complete and accurate list of your own tactical evolutionary options. That is the rule of God. If you break it, god eats god and that's Baalarchy.
1. If you have eyes and your food does not, stick to the visual channel, keep audio to a minimum. Take to the air if possible.
2. Always quote your sources. Uncheckable sources which exist in consensus reality on pain of death, but which do not exist in external reality, are best. No one will kill you for disrespecting the Aliens, yet. Try to disrespect Asherah's bit o' fluff and you're asking for it!
3. If your food is incapable of conceptualising the divine, tell them that your magic secrets are hidden under that massive pile of stones which they can only move when they work together under your magic guidance.
3.1. It is always cheaper to break your opponent's sword than it is to make your sword longer than his. This is the law of hobbling.
3.14. If you do opt to break your opponent's sword, it is even better if the damage is not apparent until he picks it up to defend against your sword.
3.141. XKCD
4. Spines will prevent phallophagy while complex language will allow you to glide. There is nothing worse than a hungry phallophage with a face like the reproductive organs of the female of your species, hiding in a bush making kissy noises, waiting and hoping for a snack to pop itself in.
5. Lie!
6. Equip your food with lies dressed as safety warnings and your food will lie on your behalf. This is safer and more economical than lying yourself.
7. Anything that has the same mother as you will not eat you and you shall not eat it in return. This is why we have the word 'same' but not 'insame' to accompany the male version of the word same, 'sane' which has as it's antonym, 'insane'. The m denotes the mother's eating choices and the n denotes the father's eating choices.
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